So... I copied a bunch of the spam that had clogged, tap-danced, and twerked its way on to my page. I tried to paste it, to fuck with it, but it erased everything I'd typed before it.  My feeling at this point is: If you don't have a hard enough dick, a big enough bankroll, or a straight enough road to salvation no email, blog comment or virus is gonna get you where you want to be.